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  • Passionate Adventures Of Sam-The-Ninja
    Passionate Adventures Of Sam-The-Ninja Chapter 1: The Birth of Mister Sam the Ninja Arrr, back in the year o’ 600, in a plain family o’ Northumbrie, a babe be born. Nothin’ fancy ‘bout the lad at first glance. But one day, wanderin’ the woods, he stumbled upon 14 drunken Vikings playin’ hide ‘n seek with rabbits 🐰! Keepin’ a cool head, the boy tricked ‘em, dressin’ up as a bunny meself! One by one, he sent ‘em to Davy Jones’… Read more: Passionate Adventures Of Sam-The-Ninja
  • The Legend o’ Bouboulino the Ice Squirrel, Lord o’ the Peaky Blinders
    The Legend o’ Bouboulino the Ice Squirrel, Lord o’ the Peaky Blinders Chapter 1: The Bentley Heist The moon hung like a ghostly doubloon, when Bouboulino parked his gleamin’ Bentley at the wharf. Outta the depths rose a terrible sight — the Kraken o’ Karkasse Bay! With tentacles thick as anchor chains, the beast grabbed fer the Bentley, thinkin’ it a shiny meal. Bouboulino, quick as a cutpurse, leapt atop the bonnet, flashin’ his rusted sabre. “Ye’ll not be takin’… Read more: The Legend o’ Bouboulino the Ice Squirrel, Lord o’ the Peaky Blinders
  • Legend of Tzar Reborn
    🏴‍☠️ Part 1: The Rise of Wakadoudabe and the First Great Battle Around the time o’ 100,000 seasons before now, a mighty tribe o’ baboons be roamin’ the wild lands. Their fearless leader be Wakadoudabe, a cunning soul thirstin’ not for blood, but for new lands to claim. Though they be a peace-lovin’ tribe, the fire of conquest still burns deep in their bellies. Their war chief, Baboonotarus, stands ready, wieldin’ dreams of glory. Word among the scholars be hazy,… Read more: Legend of Tzar Reborn
  • OctopusPrime – Pirate Adventure
    Part 1: The Whispers Before Time The seas churn with ancient whispers. It be the year 65,435 BC — a time so old it makes yer granny’s teeth rattle just thinkin’ of it. The oceans, wild and untamed, hold secrets beyond imagination. Back then, the great Megalodon — teeth like cutlasses and a heart full of reckless bravado — tried to court a prehistoric Kraken. Mad, innit? But with no scrolls, scribes or smartphones, we’ve only the stories passed down… Read more: OctopusPrime – Pirate Adventure
  • The Legend of TZAR Commander
    Chapter 1: The Shore of Beginnings On the sunlit shores of a forgotten island, a small elephant emerged from the jungle. His skin was grey as storm clouds, but his most striking feature was his bold pink boxers, embroidered with tiny golden anchors—a gift from his grandmother. He had no name, only curiosity in his eyes. One fateful day, he stumbled upon the wreckage of a pirate ship. Broken masts lay sprawled across the sands, and exhausted pirates struggled to… Read more: The Legend of TZAR Commander
  • The Story of the Legendary Sky Sparrow
    Chapter 1: The Day of Ten Thousand Before he was the legend known across the seas, Sky Sparrow was but a lost soul—drifting aimlessly through life like a ship without a helm. That all changed one fateful day when he encountered a mysterious, deaf-mute pirate whose name has long since been forgotten. Despite his silence, they communicated in ways beyond words, and the old pirate revealed Sky’s destiny: he would become the most feared and renowned captain the seas had… Read more: The Story of the Legendary Sky Sparrow
  • Taletale of LordBurgundy
    Chapter 1: The Rise of Lover Boy LordBurgundy wasn’t always a name that struck fear and awe across the seas. Once, he was a scrappy deckhand known only by his charming ways and silver tongue. His crew called him Lover Boy for his ability to smooth-talk his way out of trouble and into opportunities. Born into a family of humble traders, he learned the value of connection and negotiation early, skills that would soon propel him far beyond his modest… Read more: Taletale of LordBurgundy
  • The Ballad of the Many Names
    TeeNa the PM Warrior Chapter I: The Dawn of TeeNa In the golden haze of morning’s glow,TeeNa stood where the winds did blow.With hair of fire and eyes so keen,She faced the world, her heart serene. Born to battle, bred for lore,A pirate’s muse, yet so much more.They called her TeeNa, the fearless one,A rising star, like the morning sun. From harbors deep to mountain peaks,She wove the courage every pirate seeks.A warrior’s spirit, clad in steel,With laughter that made… Read more: The Ballad of the Many Names
  • The Legend of Pipo
    The Legend of Pipo: From Rusty Godfather to Fearless Pirate and Master Chef Chapter 1: The Rusty Godfather Long ago, in the heart of Pirates Nation, there lived an old and grizzled figure known only as Pipo. He was the godfather of the docks, a retired corsair whose name was once whispered across the seven seas. Time had worn him down; his once-powerful frame stooped under the weight of years, and his cutlass had long since grown rusty. Yet his… Read more: The Legend of Pipo
  • The Legend of Great Baba
    Once, in the realms of shadow and light, there existed a wise and mighty figure known as Great Baba. Baba was a name whispered with both reverence and caution across the lands. Known for his cunning strategies, unwavering resolve, and deep insight into the mysteries of the universe, Great Baba was a figure of legend who commanded respect wherever he tread. The Trials of Name and Honor But not all tales of Baba were told in glory. There came a… Read more: The Legend of Great Baba